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There's a snake in the pool! guys! get out! there's a snake in the pool!

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My parents enrolled me into the YMCA summer camp in order to decrease the separation anxiety that I had at the time. I also had a lot of pooping issues, which will play in later. My friend and I were in the pool, and I was enjoying the time in the sun and water playing with the neon pink noodles in the pool. My state of relaxation was soon overcome by fear and worry as I had a bowel movement. The bathroom was a good ten to twenty feet away, and I was in no condition to walk all the way over (the logistics of walking with your butthole clenched was not working out in my eight year old mind).  I made the a decision to just poo in the pool and I did. I was relieved I no longer had to poop, however I was overcome with guilt and thoughts like "What if someone steps on my poop?" "What if accidentally mistakes it for Toblerone chocolate bar?" I could not take the guilt any longer, I needed to get everybody out of the pool, so I quickly shouted "guys! there's a sna
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So many spoons

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I'm someone that has to have breakfast, but I'm also someone that will not wake before 6:45 am for her 7 am bus. So, in high school, I brought my breakfast to school every day. Sometimes it was almond butter on toast, sometimes it was a carton of grapes, but most of the time it was a Chobani yogurt (this was before I went vegan). Every day I brought my Chobani, and every day I brought a metal spoon that I endearingly threw into my backpack without washing. Soon it was June and as I was sifting through my backpack to grab my lunch money, an avalanche of Chobani crusted spoons poured onto the cafeteria floor. At least 20.
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Those shoes look familiar!

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It was the first day of my Organic Chemistry 1 Laboratory and I was dreading it. (I don't see the point of labs.) I went to the bathroom to get a quick pee in before class. I walked into the stall, sat down and interestingly enough heard grunts, splatters, and splashes from the stall beside me. To keep myself from laughing, I fixated on the woman's blue leather clogs (ironically enough, because she was far from clogged). I quickly wiped and went on my way. I rushed to orgo and sat down next to my friend, Farah. The professor soon walked in and began to lecture. The lecture winded on and I soon grew bored, so I started examining her outfit. My eyes soon reached her choice of footwear......those blue clogs...
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Is it bird shit, cum or the whipped cream portion of a Starbucks Frappuchino?

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My roommate and I got charged on our housing bill for a mysterious white stain that appeared under my bed after break. What do you guys think the stain could possibly be ??
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I didn't know I played tennis!

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In my freshman year of college, an orange unexpectedly rolled under my desk. Months went by, and I searched for my favorite UCLA t-shirt (from the children's section with a little bruin bear face on it) and I found that it had a bright green ball attached to it. I asked myself "Do I play tennis?!" and then I asked my roommate Jennifer "Did you lose a tennis ball? " As I rotated it, it dawned on me that this was no tennis ball, but was the orange from October that was no longer orange...
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